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Ya know how you scoop water into your hand and drink it from the tap? You just make your hand into a lil cup and bring up a small mouthful of water. I just tried to do it with my left hand (I'm right handed) and basically my hand didn't know how to do it correctly. I mean - it managed. But it was so half assed. I knew it wasn't my "dominant" hand - I just didn't realize it was my retarded hand.

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frobisher
Nov. 1st, 2006 11:46 pm (UTC)
On reading this, I tried cupping my left hand. I did it, but I definitely had to concentrate on it.
subbes
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:37 am (UTC)
My right hand can't really cup properly either. Or do much.
subbes
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:38 am (UTC)
P.S. If it weren't for the fact that someone would probably have a fit over the word "retarded," I'd metaquote this.
frobisher
Nov. 2nd, 2006 06:04 am (UTC)
Bah. People suck.
maddening
Nov. 2nd, 2006 09:19 pm (UTC)
Hah - In the future I'll only use politically correct terminology for the relative intelligence and developmental level of my hands.

Or I could say "I never noticed that it had a bowl cut and a lil helmet before now". Which to me is funnier - but probably more offensive.
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