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I like porn where something unintentional or funny to me is present in the shot. Like the crew's lunch in the background or the obvious "don't get your spunk on the couch" towels thrown around. The best is when there is something that I find fad-ish or silly in the shot. Like the guy (who you never really see beyond hands and a dick) has one of those bright yellow "live strong" bracelets on.

There is one porn dude in particular that I find hysterical. I first found him on a random bookmark site. He worked for "Teens for cash" for awhile where the premise was that they just kept offering some teenager more money to screw/blow/etc. these two old horny guys. One guy was just your average skeevy mustached porn guy. Totally random, not good looking, not built, skinny with an average sized penis. The other guy was bald, and always had some unhinged look of freak out on his face. He'd be drilling some dumb porn girl and be staring right into the camera, mouth wide open, eyes huge. Not a look of happiness or ecstasy or even pleasure. Kind of the look the camera in a roller coaster catches when you're going down the first big drop. Like, for every photo shoot, every girl, every blow job he just could not BELIEVE this was happening!

I've never seen him in any other porn shoots (oh and I have looked, let me tell ya). So I wonder if his reactions were just OTT even for an industry that wants you to believe that women make non stop "oooh" noises during sex or that they can actually FEEL anything in those oversized monstrosities on their chest that they keep tugging at. I miss crazy face guy. I should find a picture of him and make an icon.

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