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"Their naked round boobies reveal their sinful sexuality and burning passion. Their open lips ask for sex. And their beautiful hips stretched with stockings hide a searing lustful mystery under the sheer silky nylon that intrigues and turns on. Than drives men mad."

How awesome is that.

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luvrhino
Aug. 29th, 2007 11:27 pm (UTC)
love is intoxicating
I certainly get turned on whenever naked round boobies' open lips ask me for sex.

Was this the output from an automated porn generator?
maddening
Aug. 30th, 2007 12:47 pm (UTC)
Re: love is intoxicating
This was an actual porn site. In fact: http://bestxxxforall.com/pornstar0601/05vk/cumaaf.html


That's what I get for randomly clicking links sometimes. That's an ACTUAL porn site, very graphic, no splash page so it's definitely note safe for work.
aaron_brenneman
Aug. 30th, 2007 07:32 am (UTC)
Soothing relief for those hard to reach places.
Between this and your "She'll be itching to have you inside her" spam, it's clear you are cruising at a higher porn-altitude than the masses. That the petit-bourgeoisie "girls gone wild pillow-fight rabid monkeys" gonzo stuff won't do it for you, will it?

Although on second thought, between the burning, the searing, and the itching maybe it's just Pfizer trying to tell you something.
maddening
Aug. 30th, 2007 12:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Soothing relief for those hard to reach places.
Well since one was an actual porn site and the other was completely random spam, it's CLEAR that I'm my own private Larry Flint. I mean - dear god - two mentions of porn in a month on the *Internet*. How obviously lascivious!

I also get a lot of spam about Viagra, mortgages, and pills that promise to increase then length and girth of my penis. Do you think all those cryptic spam poems might actually be some deep mystical communiqué telling me that my innie should have been an outie?

One can only wonder how the Nigerians factor into it all.

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