"Okay, so you finally took the advice, upgrade to the new version of AIM! WOHOO! We're gonna install a bunch of shit on your computer to go with that (like the trial codes for 1,000 hours of aol and 30 different shortcuts so you can get to aim from EVERY FOLDER ON YOUR HARDDRIVE) but ya know... we LIED... we want you to update to the SOOPER DOOPER NEW version of AIM... it's a beta and it will probably be buggy as all fuck.. but you should use it.. because we're aol and WE RAWK!"
fuckin shit.