A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid

don't pull your hair out.

And don't drag your family members into arguments that you start when you're feeling confrontational.
And don't snort coffee through your nose.
Don't breathe sand blasting grit
Don't wear black sandals, red shorts, and a bright blue t shirt.
Don't let your eyebrows grow out.
Don't let your teeth rot.
Don't be a prick.
Don't be a prick and then get angry when no one laughs at the jokes you're making ten seconds later when your arbitrary mood penduluum has decided to swing yet again and you're tryin to be funny.
Don't leave your toothpicks everywhere.
Don't be an intimidater.
Don't think I can't hurt you back.
And don't be a prick
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