A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid

Bagel chips

Bagel chips are just too damned good. I don't wanna go to work tomorrow. I spent half an hour taking pictures of my lips. I'm a lil scattered. mistah man should show up soon so I can inflict this on him. It's coo that he gets this whole.. thing.. that I do.
You know the thing... with the... wrecking and the breaking glass and laughing and stuff.
I wonder how much fat is in one of these things.
The IRS sent me a note saying that as part of the tax relief thing they're doing with Mister asshole President I'll be recieving a check in the amount of $300.00 during the week of 8/27/01...
But that's the MAXIMUM I *COULD* recieve.. I already read about this.. they fucked up a lot of the notices...
on the back it tells you the guidlines.
If you're single or married and filing singly, the amount of your check will be the LESSER of $300, 5% of your taxable income or your income tax liability.

In a way, I'm glad I'll be getting back anything. I need the money. On the other hand, I'd prefer the fed just keep the money and start fixing our shit.
But, since they wouldn't do that anyway... I guess I'll just have it back.

I'm being so utterly eloquent today. Where did my writing skills go?
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