I perpetrated theft.
"So, how do you take your coffee, sir?"
"I take my coffee like I like my women!"
"Oh. Ha ha. What 'black & sweet'?"
That's from unrepentant's journal.
I was impressed with him.
He's going on my friends list maybe.
I don't ask permission for that shit anymore. I don't care if I get added back. It's just one of those things.