A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid

My father just woke up, adjusted in his chair, let out a horrendous fart, and went back to sleep.
I don't find it endearing when 3 year olds do it.
I don't find it endearing when he does it either

So the icky old man who has emphysema and rides around in the electric cart all day in the store has stepped up the hitting on me.
It's not just "sweetheart" and "pumpkin" anymore.
No more simple "hello, beautiful"s...

Today he asked if I was married (apparently the ring on my finger looks like a wedding band... maybe that's why I don't get hit on more... ) and if not, was he still in the running?

he's a harmless old man.
But he's VERY icky.
Very very.
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