no fucking way.
I went to sleep around 1:30... well, I STARTED to try to sleep around 1:30... that should have given me a solid 4 and a half hours, man.
No way in hell it's 6 a.m. already.
I mean, yeah, sure, I tossed and turned a lot.
SURE... I was still awake at 3..
But there's no way it could possibly be 5:58... waking up just minutes before the alarm.... long enough to stare and think that I should sleep but realizing how utterly dumb that is.
THis is a lie.
This is a joke.
It's a cruel bitch of a lil joke... but it's a joke.