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My uterus hurts.
How's that genital herpes medication working out for ya?
The preparation H really DOES do an excellent job
Michael Jackson... now *that* is a man!
Do you have any snot for sale
ya know, dogs will lick peanut butter off of ANYTHING
do I make you look fat in these jeans?
I'm trying to get an idea of how it feels to live in one of those countries where they've never even *heard* of toilet paper


okay. we're just horribly bored.
well, I am just horribly bored and dave is playing along. they're really just... odd things.
not all that funny either. beh.
DEAL.
With a name like 'Painful Rectal Itch', it's *got* to be good!
oh, here's one...
"I'm an insurance salesman"

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