August 9th, 2001

NewYorkNewYork

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Farheim: So, I'm getting a boob job on Monday
ZeeVert: reduction or increase?
Farheim: Reduction
Farheim: They were like 36DD or something, I dunno
ZeeVert: wow.. you had a RACK
Farheim: Yeah, I had back problems
ZeeVert: I bet it was a bitch to job .. or uh .. see your feet..
Farheim: Yeah, the lower half of my body wouldn't get wet when I showered
ZeeVert: that could make for some fetid stuff there..
Farheim: Yep
Farheim: I had a whole layer of filth on me that to this day won't come off
ZeeVert: not even with steel wool?
Farheim: Hell, not even with arc welding
ZeeVert: that's some tenacious grime
Farheim: It grew a central nervous system and calls itself Jerry
ZeeVert: how does Jerry feel about your decision to take away his overhanging shelter/shade?
Farheim: He says he's going to unite with Tim, my backhair in a violent coup d'etate of my body
ZeeVert: damn dude... what the hell are you gonna do?
Farheim: I don't know...they've given their ultimatum already
Farheim: They want my pancreas
ZeeVert: bah,. it's just a pancreas...
ZeeVert: you gonna give in?
Farheim: Surely you're not talking about Phil that way
Farheim: Phil has always been the best pancreas a guy could ever had...
Farheim: I could never part with him, and Tim and Jerry know that
Farheim: THE BASTARDS
Farheim: My gizzard says he'll fight with me, as long as he gets 20 acres and a mule
ZeeVert: hmmm.. so .. hmm.. what are you going to do?
Farheim: Electrolysis for Tim
Farheim: For Jerry, well, maybe I'll just eat a lot of beans and piss him off with the odor
ZeeVert: he's sounds a lil like oscar the grouch.. you think you can piss him off with the odor? he might just like it
Farheim: Hmm
Farheim: Maybe I'll just bathe in Lysol or something
ZeeVert: try turpentine
ZeeVert: sure it'll burn... but that just lets you know it's working
NewYorkNewYork

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I can't schedule myself for two days off in a row anymore.
It makes me feel like I couldn't POSSIBLY go back
I'm tired just thinking about it.
Some people... like this person...
"lol...well then u should b proud of urself! heh =) Are you from Ohio too? i didnt even know radio head was gunna b here tonight untill someone posted it in my lj! and i was like woah how did i not hear about this? so im pretty damn pissed right now lol..! :::pouts::: "

should have been drowned at birth.
Just tossed into a burlap sack, taken down to the crick, wrapped around a rock and tossed right the hell in.
and then other people aren't so bad
::smirk::
hehe weird ass mood.
and I'm not a geek no matter what anyone says.
To prove it, I'll start talking like braincellessOne up there...


okay.. I won't.. but I COULD DAMMIT
NewYorkNewYork

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according to the schedule they're looking at at work, I was supposed to be there at 7.
According to the schedule I looked up in the computer two days ago, I was supposed to be there at one.
If I go in, and they're looking at the wrong day (like I think they are) I'm going to flip out.
If management went in behind me and rearranged the schedule again (like I think they might have) I'm going to be flat out fucking pissed.
But for right now I'm going to drink my coffee and take my time...
They aren't giving me enough to work with to rush.
NewYorkNewYork

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And it's even more wonderful when you end up having to stay at work until 10 anyway... because your coworkers get sick... are sick... always sick..
So I'm tired.
and I'm also off tomorrow.
So that's alright.