August 10th, 2001

NewYorkNewYork

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ZeeVert: so yeah.. you wanna talk to me on zee phone?
AzmatiQ: Does the pope shit in siberia?
ZeeVert: .........
AzmatiQ: No, but I do.
AzmatiQ: *nods*
ZeeVert: you shit in siberia?
AzmatiQ: No I wanna talk on the phone.
AzmatiQ: No one shits in siberia
AzmatiQ: ... 'cept siberians
NewYorkNewYork

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MY CRACK SHIPMENT HAS ARRIVED..
Let's list the assortment...
Alicia Keys cd..
a Gorillaz cd...
a lil Doggy that has my name, barks and says "Hi, am Holly Go Lightly"
A pez dispenser
An antennae topper that matches the pez dispenser
Replacement pez rolls.
An Oscar Meye/Circle K/Coca Cola/Pringles baseball
Stretch Body parts ..... heheh.. those rock...
Cyber Speak conversation necco thingies...
Sparkly gel pens
a mouth glow stick thingy doo
a keychain from The Mask ... the eyes and tongue pop out when you push the button on the back...
and a Johnny Apple Bot.
That I'm just about to put batteries in.
You rock, you rock, you rock.
and now I have to rethink my newest crack gathering mission.. hmm.. maybe retool it a lil .
heheheh
so giddy and up now.
kick ass.
NewYorkNewYork

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"I know what you're thinking about," said Tweedledum; "but it isn't so, nowhow."

"Contrarwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic"
NewYorkNewYork

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Some stoned off his ass guy who apparently isn't a good driver when toking (quote to the police was "I thought I hit my brake... but I guess I didn't"), drove his car straight into the drink between piers one and two at Norfolk Naval Base this evening around 6 o'clock.
he had to go over a cement bumper, two 12X12 bumper logs and between upright pilings in order to get into the water.
And he did just that.
They just finished fishing out the car.
I'm glad I get to hear all this crap that happens on the base. The vast majority of it never makes it to the news.
Especially the deaths.
NewYorkNewYork

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Dumbass SweetPea Whitaker...
Never ever liked this asshole.
He has the bombast of Ali and none of the shit to back it up.
And he's a prick in person.
He was in traffic court.
He was getting sentenced for traffic violations.
He was given a sentence with all of it but 4 days suspended.
When he was taken into custody, and the officers were relieving him of his personal items, they opened up a wad of money to count it, and out fell a lil baggie of cocaine.

In April, 4 days after he retired, his girlfriend called 911 because he was passed out on the bathroom floor and had to be rushed to the hospital for what was assumed a cocaine overdose.
He's had cocaine allegations levelled at him for YEARS. He tested postive and was suspended from boxing until he'd completed a treatment program...

You would think he would drop off his fucking stash before going into court though, ya know?

In other news, Christina Aguilera is in town.
I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT.

(the Action Plan against bad stuff at the junior high named after sweetpea (who's name is Pernell and this is more about the moron.)