April 5th, 2002

NewYorkNewYork

(no subject)

I shouldn't make coffee at 1 am
I shouldn't make coffee at 1 am
I shouldn't make coffee at 1 am
I shouldn't make coffee at 1 am
I shouldn't make coffee at 1 am
I shouldn't make coffee at 1 am
I shouldn't make coffee at 1 am
I shouldn't make coffee at 1 am
I shouldn't make coffee at 1 am








but I think I'm gonna
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    relaxed relaxed
NewYorkNewYork

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The phrase is EXPECTANT MOTHER
Lemme do that again.
expectANT mother.
Not expected mother.

An expectant mother is a woman who's pregnant and it waiting to have her baby, which will make her a mother (or add another child to her flock).
An expected mother is a woman who's already a mother and who has told you she'll be there are a particular time. So you're expecting her.

I hope most of you know this already.
Apparently, that giant amoung men, Don Roberts, on my local television station does *not* know the difference.
NewYorkNewYork

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I want to start a campaign to get everyone to stop using page fading.
Maybe I can start a disinfo thing telling everyone that it causes cancer.
To me, page fades are like flashing text. (which for some reason I can't get to work.... which is not a bad thing)
NewYorkNewYork

(no subject)

I'm having one of those days where I'm thinking it might be a good idea to keep my mouth firmly shut. Nothing is coming out right, explaining anything is making me feel tortured, and I am pretty sure that I'm coming off as some sort of catty, self centered lil cunt.
::nods::
And, fuck, well.. that's what I may be.
It's frustrating knowing that what you're saying is coming out all wrong all over the place, no matter what you're talking about. I think I even pissed off my mom this morning... which is almost unthinkable.
It's even more frustrating knowing that you KNOW you're saying things all wrong but not having any idea how to make them come out *right*.

So I'm just going to sit here quietly and rip a few CDs, download some sounds, and then maybe play UT for awhile so I can keep from opening the mouth and letting more dumbfuckery that doesn't reflect me fly out it.