August 17th, 2002


List Type Appraisal

-It is ass sweat hot outside. It's just digusting.
-Silly Billy Chuck called while I was out and mumbled into the answering machine.
-I have a huge ass... but I tried on some pants today that would have taken an ass far mightier than mine to fill it. And I was frightened. Becuase it really was just the ASS portion of the pants. And everything else about them fit fine... but uh ... there was a baggy butt compartment and uhm.... yeah...
-three comments about asses... rock on...
- I've gone from drippingly overheated to near shiver. AC is a beautiful thing.
- I want a cigarette
- Don't tell me you've never wondered what Yoda's penis looks like