Today's story is called Albert the clown and it was written by Andy age 29... wonder who that could be..
There was once this funny clown and his name was Albert. Sometimes people tried to be *cute* and pronounce his name in French which was Al-bear.
People did this so much that Albert started to believe he *was* a bear. He moved to the forest of the northwestern united states to live on nuts and berries. Soon Al-bear became a tall hairy man with long hair and fingernails and bare feet. Because he was an ex-clown he had BIG HUGE FEEEEET. Today Albert the clown is better known as Bigfoot. So the next time you're camping in the great northwest remember to raise a big hey diddly-ho to Al-bear.
I lurv brak.
I think I'll do this more often.