He's looking for someone who is female.
"I'm putting out a world wide web bulletin to get everyone's help. You see, I've lost my smile. I'm not really myself without it. I have a couple leads that give me hope that it may have been found, including a vague description. She appears to be between 26 and 36 years old, but may appear younger than her age. She's around 5'7" (I am 6'), not a bbw, but doesn't live at the gym either. She has high-maintenance looks with a down-to-earth attitude, values, and personality. She loves rock & roll and may be found at concerts. I have conflicting reports that she's either a blonde or a brunette. She's intelligent with her own career and not dependent on someone to support her. If this person can be found, I can offer a reward of lifetime devotion, long, slow kisses that last for days, midnight massages, a partner that loves to cook and doesn't mind sharing in the household chores, someone to wash your back, a shoulder to lean on, and someone who will hold you at night. If you think you may have found my smile, please e-mail me as I really need it to be myself. Thanks. "
I think his smile is going to go missing for a good long while...
"Are you an older women caving passion? Do you lust for a younger man? I'm looking to date an older women(30-60). On a date with me, I like to start out with dinner and danceing. After a few drinks I like to take the date back to her house, sit and talk over a botttle of wine. After a couple glasses of wine i like to retire to the bed room, where we will make love all night long... If you are interested in a night like this please respond to this add "
Ooh OOh! I CAVE passion! And I always respond to ADD.
maybe I should write him.. .
"hello, my name is mike, i am 23 years old, wiegh around 185 lbs and in process of losing weight, i have brown hair, and hazel eyes. i work full time, and love to live life to the fullest. i work hard, and play harder. i normally go out as much as possible, i often hang out on the penninsula on the weekends. i am extremely open minded, and not much bothers me. i absolutely hate drama, and dont care for mind games, (i get enough of that at work.) if i sound interesting to you, then drop me a line or two. oh yeah, the pic is an old one, i now have hair, and wiegh about 20 lbs less. "
the top of this one was entitled "here chicky chicky chicky"
and lists his marital status as 'happily married'
I need to quit looking at these things.. it's feeding my misanthropy