DangerousPi: I'm waiting for someone to ask me if I know anything about the fire that happened.................I want to tell them "Yeah, someone lit a baby seal on fire. You know how full of fat those things are, so it just burned and burned. It screamed for quite a while."
ZeeVert: hehehe
ZeeVert: you're evil
DangerousPi: Yeah, but you laughed, so that makes you an accessory to evil.
ZeeVert: I'm evil's bitch
DangerousPi: You can't be.
DangerousPi: I have too many bitchs
DangerousPi: Isn't there a limit?
ZeeVert: I didn't mean that you are Evil... I meant you are evil
ZeeVert: the adjective, not the noun
ZeeVert: I am the noun's bitch
DangerousPi: Ah
DangerousPi: Okay
DangerousPi: Still.............there oughta be a law.