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"Gloria B Barnaby went to sleep in the arms of Jesus on November 4th with a smile on her face in the presence of family and friends."

dammit I love those euphemisms they use in obituaries.

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dlbags
Nov. 25th, 2001 12:20 pm (UTC)
"Gloria Estefan killed us with her boat."

I like that one...
mjfgates
Nov. 25th, 2001 01:11 pm (UTC)
So, was she actually married to Jesus, or were they just shacking up?
maddening
Nov. 25th, 2001 01:38 pm (UTC)
I think she was just shaking up... it's not clear...
but that's pretty freaky doing it in front of all her friends and family.

mjfgates
Nov. 25th, 2001 08:58 pm (UTC)
ewwww, yes. If nothing else, people who do things like that tend to be careless about latex-- and God only knows what kind of bugs Jesus is carrying.
maddening
Nov. 25th, 2001 09:09 pm (UTC)
There were all those lepers and whores....

and it seems from my reading that he never washed anything but his hands and feet.

::shudder::

just imagining the funk.

does the son of the lord have funk?
mjfgates
Nov. 26th, 2001 01:06 am (UTC)
Holy funk!
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