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Great Obituary

"Harold L Hagans Sr.

Virginia Beach- Harold Lloyd Hagans Sr.: Softly and mercifullly in the early hours of dawn Dec. 6, 2001, God, our almighty Father, found favor with his servant Harold and dispatched his angels to gently carry the soul of our loved one from his earthly travails to his heavenly home. "


I love these things.

HE DIED, FERCHRISSAKES.
he just died.
that's all.

heheh.

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azmatiq
Dec. 9th, 2001 03:47 am (UTC)
I should write mine before I go so no one can do that to me.... lord only knows with my Mother.

"He died. He was a stoner. He was a good guy." Include any familial accomplishments... wife... kid(s)... did I have a boat?

Outside of that... yeah no thanks.
mjfgates
Dec. 9th, 2001 10:13 am (UTC)
"azmatiq's soul was relentlessly pried free from his agonized body today by hideous demons today, and casually tossed into the Fiery Pit, where he will suffer an eternity of well-deserved torment."

hmmm... it just doesn't sound the same.
azmatiq
Dec. 9th, 2001 02:54 pm (UTC)
.. add "He will be missed." and I'm sure no one will notice.
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