If you're wearing enough make up on your face that the flash makes it look like whiteface makeup.. while your overly tanned and overly corded, leathery neck glowers beneath like the sinewy beast of dormant skin cancer it is...

it's time to scrape it off, sugar.

I'm glad I don't spend all that money on all those products that will only dull and hide and cover my damned face.

Except when Kevin Aucoin does it. he's just incredible.