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Okay... whiplash was asking me why the hell this guy billiam was able to get all these chicks to send him naked pictures.

Because he's not real. He's a parody. He's a wanna be Stile.
That's why he's getting Stile-like photos.

hehe ... Exhibit one

Exhibit two

Exhibit three:

hardcorebilliam: why is anal sex betta than regular sex?
UltraGirl 27: ew why?
hardcorebilliam: cuz it's warma, tighta and more degrading ta women!!!
hardcorebilliam: LOL!
UltraGirl 27: i didnt think that was funny at all... this is why i dont like you very much... i cant even belive you really think like that
hardcorebilliam: like wot?
hardcorebilliam: that was a JOKE!!!
hardcorebilliam: not for real
hardcorebilliam: I don't think it's degrading ta woman at all! They LOVE dat shit!
UltraGirl 27: uuugh. its just sad that you would actually even think to tell that joke... where i live everyone is so nice to each other...
hardcorebilliam: are u mad at billiam?
UltraGirl 27: im not mad... i dont get mad at anyone. i just think that the way you think is really... stupid
hardcorebilliam: hey now
hardcorebilliam: i neva call YOUnames!
UltraGirl 27: i just cant believe you are really like that... and think like that... im sorry, i dont mean to be mean, im just trying to be honest with you
hardcorebilliam: I love you
hardcorebilliam: i mean
hardcorebilliam: uh
hardcorebilliam: hi
UltraGirl 27: give me a break

Exhibit four


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Dec. 18th, 2001 04:02 pm (UTC)
This guy's past trying to imitate Stile. He's downright copied him here.

Then there's this:

"for the record... this jernal iz a JOKE. It aint meant ta be taken seriously. i know da pichaz are of Josh Souza from Big Brother... EVERYONE knows dat. You aint speshal cuz u figured it out. Get over it. I aint claimin ta be Josh, an I dont claim dat Josh does da shit I do. Pretty much evrything u read in here iz bullshit, an it don't go nuffin ta do with Josh Souza. So, eitha laff an enjoy, or move on.

If you happen ta BE Josh Souza (or his lawyers) an dis shit offendz u, lemme know, an we'll talk it out."

That was what I was looking for.
Dec. 18th, 2001 05:07 pm (UTC)
Didn't even look hard enough for that.

His profile is the BEST THING.

Dec. 18th, 2001 10:15 pm (UTC)
is he white? i'm not a racist, but i cant stand when people talk 'black' or with a slang, let alone fucking type it out...

arg, i hate people
Dec. 18th, 2001 10:28 pm (UTC)
any sentence that starts with "I'm not a racist," is suspect.
But I have no idea what color he is. Does that matter? Would it be better if he were black and typed like that?
It's pseudo ghetto talk.

And I'm living proof that white people can live in the ghetto too, young skywalker.
Everyone uses slang. Some people just use *different* slang.
Dec. 18th, 2001 11:20 pm (UTC)
any attempt to justify that sort of garbage will go in vain, i'm afraid.

Dec. 19th, 2001 12:00 am (UTC)
I'm not attempting to justify anything to you.
I'm simply pointing out, high lord of the offended sensibilities, that you use slang just as much as the next guy.
You don't like his slang? GREAT! KUDOS FOR YOU!
I'm not particularly fond of it either, in fact, I'm in the habit of mocking people who do it. However, it's rather redundant to mock him for it as it's A PARODY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I say 'yo' and 'I feel ya' and even 'shizit' in a joking way on occasion. Does that mean I'm on your blacklist? Does that mean I've committed the sin of speaking out of step with your preferences?
When you're emporer of the world you can just hand out beheadings to all the people who's verbage you don't like.
Dec. 19th, 2001 11:14 am (UTC)

i do agree on many levels, however, [insert.useless.babble.here.]

that concludes today's meeting. thank you. you are dismissed.

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Dec. 19th, 2001 10:26 am (UTC)
Tell us your secret, you bastard!
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Dec. 19th, 2001 03:12 pm (UTC)
And this isn't currently in my mailbox... why exactly? :-)
Dec. 19th, 2001 11:38 am (UTC)
He's probably a young guy.
Most of the pics he gets are of older women.
Some of them much older. They are probably just so happy to accept the praise and thank yous for sending these into him that they keep doing it. And often. Attention from a younger man. ::shrug::

Besides, he's putting up a parody of stile... he's being outrageous and the girlies think they're in on the joke... thing is, in situations like that, theyr'e PART of the joke.

how did Howard Stern get the strippers willing to do anything for him in the early parts of his career? It's just shades of the same thing.
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