Curling

Curling...
weighted tires with handles that are pushed down an overly waxed lane toward a target with two guys frantically sweeping in front of it.

It's a mind numbing thing to see.

It's like watching Naked Lunch when you're tripping hard.

It's like ... watching my mother freestyle.

It makes me wonder why we do these things.
and why I keep seeing them.
And why we have whole channels and associations dedicated to them.