Becuase the water heater can't manage to keep enough hot water on hand for one 10 minute shower.
I don't use a lot of water.
And I'm quick (quick like bunny) ... so ... I'm getting just a tad annoyed at having to sit around with conditioner in my hair and soap on my skin (lady on tv just said "A kind ear to listen to") until I get even a modicum of luke warm water (about 10-15 minutes.
At least I know I'm patient.
I only cry in frustration every now and again (this morning) and I ususally refrain from walking to the top of the steps in my towel and calling the water heater all sorts of names and snivelling out a "why the FUCK CAN'T I just take a GADDAMN SHOWER?!" (like I did this morning)
I'm popping popcorn.
it's a much more effective packing agent than those polystyrene peanuts.
It's what the ladies used to pack the cookie boxes with when sending packages off to the men on the ships. ::nods::