A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid
maddening

I'm SICK!
WAHOO!



yeah. He's right.
I really shouldn't have spent all those years sitting on my ass eating fast food grease burgers and ho hos and... well.. wait.
I have never really been a fan of fast food, mostly vegetarian for most of my life, and as a kid (the time period when I was *quite* the butterball... I was 250lbs on a 5'6" frame when I graduated high school) I was a massive tom boy.
I didn't sit on my ass and watch tv or play video games.
I wasn't a lazy person.
I didn't eat a lot.
I've eaten like a bird my whole life.

Oh but wait... what do *I* know?
I'm sick.
I have an illness.
I'm a disgusting slob of a human being.


Skinny boys who's metabolisms haven't flopped over on them yet amuse me.
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