~"no, this piece of equipment that I actually use on a daily basis and trouble shoot all the time doesn't work like that."
"yes, it works this way but this is broken so I'm going to shake it and then try to bend pieces of the metal"
~"no, it doesn't, it never has, it isn't supposed to... don't break it please..."
"I'm now thoroughly pissed off that this isn't working the way I think it should and I'm even more pissed off at you for having told me I was wrong. I will now pout and then throw this and then stomp into the other room and give you evil looks whenever you walk past and generally be a shit the rest of the night."
And that's how my printer's paper tray died.
but I fixed it.