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Went shopping.
Got stuff for storage.
And then went to Barnes and Noble.
The one shelf I wanted to get to was being dominated by this very very very wide lady who stood there , boobs against the shelf, browsing for at least half an hour.
She moved away once, I went over, turned away for a second to hand my coat to my mom so I could try to reach the top shelf where the book I wanted was and she moved right back. Grar.
She finally moved long enough for my 15 second dart at the shelf.
I got some more postcards, a Terry Pratchett book I haven't read and two geek books.
Bumped into a former co-worker on his way out the door and my way toward the front counter and we talked a lil.
Then I go up to check out... the bitch is right in front of me taking her damned sweet time at the counter too.
Buying some PC for Dummies book.

Then it ended up being less than I expected and I ended up with money left over on my gift cards. But it shouldn't have been. On the way out to the car, I realized she hadn't charged me for the MS-DOS book.
And I really considered going back in.

But I didn't.

Because I'm bad.

I'll feel guilt when I'm rich, dammit.


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Feb. 7th, 2002 04:46 pm (UTC)
you're too nice IRL
The secret on very very very wide ladies is that their knees are incredible weak and unstable. One gentle kick and they'll tip over...though you need to be careful not to be crushed and suffocated under her folds of blubber...
Feb. 8th, 2002 02:14 am (UTC)
You bought a DOS book. kudos. So few people bother trying to learn the background of windows. They are worried about the non cool aspect I suppose, regardless it's best to know all you can...
Feb. 8th, 2002 09:42 am (UTC)
Well, I stole a DOS book, actually because I didn't pay for it and I didn't go back and tell her either.

But no big deal.

And I was told that DOS is so basic that I could have found every lil bit of anything I wanted to know online anyway... but well.. fuck it. It worked out.
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