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Feb. 22nd, 2002

My sister is regailing us with tales of the insane lady Winona she works with.
Winona is from somewhere up north.. new hampshire? maybe?
She has an obsession with hedgehogs.
Her current one is names Snuffles.
He's albino.
An albino hedgehog. She's *obsessed* with it.

She thinks he has an incurable neurological disorder because he has all the symptoms.
He's finishing up his round of meds for the sinus infection he just had.
The hedgehog.
The albino hedgehog.

::sigh:::

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blue_rat
Feb. 23rd, 2002 04:37 am (UTC)
Wow! They say hedgehogs can't be buggered at all. Heard it from Nanny Ogg. Honest.
maddening
Feb. 23rd, 2002 08:32 am (UTC)
::jaw drops:::

Was not expecting a pratchett reference outta you....

frobisher
Feb. 23rd, 2002 08:23 am (UTC)
I'm still having trouble with the concept of someone from NH being named Winona.
maddening
Feb. 23rd, 2002 11:31 am (UTC)
And she's apparently thoroughly under the thumb of her husband, "The Eric", always with the "The", never just "Eric", to the point where she *sneaks food* that he doesn't want her to eat.
he decided she wasn't allowed to have sweets.
So all day long at the office she gorges on candy bars... shoving the whole thing in her mouth at a time and ending up with chocolate drool running down her chin.
She's not morbidly obese or even overweight. Her husband just decided she wasn't allowed to have chocolate... and she apparently says "okay honey.."

frobisher
Feb. 23rd, 2002 12:31 pm (UTC)
Ok. That's FUCKING TWISTED.
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