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I'm going to make a lil frame around my face using post-it notes with random drawings on them and take pictures.

Or maybe I'll take a bath...

ooh... Steve Martin "Pure Drivel" is an excellent book and irrefuteable proof that Mr. Martin is a fan of mescaline.


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Feb. 25th, 2002 08:38 pm (UTC)
I got Krista a copy of Shop Girl for X-mas and she really liked it. Of course, one of the reasons she moved in with me is because I own a copy of Cruel Shoes.
Feb. 25th, 2002 08:48 pm (UTC)
Now why hasn't that worked for me?

I've even got it in hardcover.
Feb. 25th, 2002 08:59 pm (UTC)
My first-edition copy of Fear And Loathing reels 'em in...
...and then my Will Self collection scares 'em off. I can live with that, though. Between a Will Self novel and a shiny new gal pal, "My Idea Of Fun" wins every time.
Feb. 25th, 2002 09:09 pm (UTC)
Re: My first-edition copy of Fear And Loathing reels 'em in...
It's the gutted whore guy!

You know that "gutted whore" is the literal translation of the name for one of the preeminent traditional scandinavian desserts...

Feb. 25th, 2002 09:35 pm (UTC)
"It's the gutted whore guy!"
Funny, that's the name of my new sitcom I'm developing with Fox. I play the wacky neighbor who's always interfering with the uptight protagonist's conservative straight-laced suburban bliss. Oh, and I always manage to work in the phrase (if not an actual) "gutted whore" by the end of every episode.

Note that there is no actual whoregutting depicted on the show, but there will be a special edition director's cut of the first season released on DVD next month which will contain also no gutting either as well in addition. Pre-order your copy now, and save 20% if you also purchase the straight-to-video sci-fi epic "Star Wars Episode II - Attack Of The Clones". Or is it Clowns? Feh. Like it matters.
Feb. 25th, 2002 09:41 pm (UTC)
Re: "It's the gutted whore guy!"
Didn't I see your commercial last night?
3:26 am, right after a "Quest Phone Personals" ad and that infomercial for the new and improved amazing Ab Roller Tiger Cooker Combo Super Fun Pack?

Feb. 25th, 2002 09:49 pm (UTC)
Re: "It's the gutted whore guy!"
Did it have little review snippets like "sensual and sublime, it's 'The Piano' meets 'Invader Zim' - but with gutted whores" or was it a fat guy using a vacuum cleaner to shrink plastic bags full of sweaters and stuff with little rubber spiders? 'Cos my show kinda looks more like the latter, oddly enough. Oh, but with gutted whores (which can be shrunk to 1/6 their original size when stored in a Space Bag with new Zipper-Vac (tm) seal!).
Feb. 25th, 2002 09:54 pm (UTC)
Re: "It's the gutted whore guy!"
Looked more like a madonna video from the leggings+skirt+too many necklaces era to me... but.. hey.. this is just one chick talkin..

You've sold me.. Now *I* want a gutted whore!
They seem so ... utilitarian and versatile without being tawdry or trendy.
Feb. 25th, 2002 09:08 pm (UTC)
Because you don't have enough chicks come and check out your bookshelf.

Dave, I want to go book shopping with you. I have this feeling that you would take me to bookstores that I had no idea existed and then I could run around screaming "MINE! MINE! ALL MIIIIIIIINE!"

And then I could take you to all the cool places to scope grafitti or something.... that's probably about all I'd be able to contribute.

well, I've read all of Irvine Welsh, that's a start, isn't it?

(ADD has kicked in with crack headed crazy head and the coffee on top... )
Feb. 25th, 2002 11:24 pm (UTC)
Mmm... bookshopping...

Sorry. Miles away.

Any time, babe.
Feb. 25th, 2002 09:06 pm (UTC)
I just tracked down a hardback of that for my brother for Vday/his birthday.

I was shocked that it was out of print and apparently has been for many years. Why the hell would that *ever* go out of print?

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