Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Apparently I can induce a migraine.
Just add ephedrine.
Give it a couple hours. And in march the auras.

This tape has been sitting around the house for ages. I don't know how long. It came in the mail and the front says "One of the Greatest Gifts You Can Give You Family is Inside This Package"

So I popped it in finally.
I already knew what it was... I just had to *see*
I thought it was a thing from the Church of Latter Saints (or, as The Council for a Better Life, as their now calling themselves in their tv commercials).
BUT! I was wrong.
It's a tape from Altmeye funeral home talking about pre-planning and pre-paying for your funeral.

Apparently the best place they could find to shoot the "familes enjoying each others company with a picnic" scenes were behind my old elementary school. Which is vaguely creepy.
"Ensure emotional and financial peace of mind for your fam-il-ee" said the cue card enduced voice...
Jim Altmeyer and his fully 2 feet taller son, Jim Altmeyer junior.

I didn't have the fortitude to watch the whole thing.


A Non-Newtonian Fluid

Latest Month

March 2010


  • 10 Dec 2011, 04:59
    Поздравляю с очередным днем рождения! Желаю, чтобы все было, и ничего за это не было
  • 22 Mar 2010, 15:28
    I approve of the idea of you as a bulldyke.
  • 22 Mar 2010, 14:05
    my problem is that i hate tumblr. it always looks fucked up to me.
  • 15 Sep 2009, 21:48
    i miss you guys! i have no idea how to log into my old lj account. but i think of you often and am glad you have happy-yay-times lately! (oh PS its kaeren and PPS i dont really lj anymore anyway but…
  • 12 Sep 2009, 09:54
    If it'd help, I could try to describe running into the Suburban. But then I'd have to explain what I was driving, which leads RIGHT back into that whole polyamory thing. Gluh. Carting around all…
Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Tiffany Chow