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Apparently I can induce a migraine.
Just add ephedrine.
Give it a couple hours. And in march the auras.
bleh.

This tape has been sitting around the house for ages. I don't know how long. It came in the mail and the front says "One of the Greatest Gifts You Can Give You Family is Inside This Package"

So I popped it in finally.
I already knew what it was... I just had to *see*
I thought it was a thing from the Church of Latter Saints (or, as The Council for a Better Life, as their now calling themselves in their tv commercials).
BUT! I was wrong.
It's a tape from Altmeye funeral home talking about pre-planning and pre-paying for your funeral.
::nods::

Apparently the best place they could find to shoot the "familes enjoying each others company with a picnic" scenes were behind my old elementary school. Which is vaguely creepy.
"Ensure emotional and financial peace of mind for your fam-il-ee" said the cue card enduced voice...
Jim Altmeyer and his fully 2 feet taller son, Jim Altmeyer junior.

I didn't have the fortitude to watch the whole thing.

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