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I got a score of 200 on the sleaze test.
I ... I don't know what they're talking about. my purity is offended.
I'm going to make a lot more cookies.
A LOT.
metric tons of them.

And then I'm going to just sit and stare at them.
Because I don't actually *want* any cookies. I just want to make them.

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midn1te
Mar. 7th, 2002 02:52 pm (UTC)
Well I want cookies so you can bring them to me!

And I got 193 on that test, Kaer got like 208 or something, she's REALLY bad.
maddening
Mar. 7th, 2002 03:03 pm (UTC)
... by the time I can *bring* them to you, you won't be wanting them.

hehe... how the hell did she get a higher score?

She's either sold crack or she's into beastiality. ::nods knowingly::
midn1te
Mar. 7th, 2002 03:05 pm (UTC)
Re:
She told me how she did it. I think she was selling crack to pre-schoolers while pimping out horses to people who like that sorta thing.
bightchee
Mar. 7th, 2002 03:44 pm (UTC)
maddening
Mar. 7th, 2002 05:25 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE A BASTARD

I *literally* tilted out of my seat laughing.

guh.

mjfgates
Mar. 8th, 2002 01:17 am (UTC)
"Look, I made a cookie!"
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