I'm not long enough.
I put one foot down, I put both hands down on the floor.
Attempt to stretch across again.
*nearly* got it.
I scoot out further. i won't just get up. I just stretch out further.
one leg *almost* in the bed. Crab position on the floor. Reach one hand up. Smack the snooze.
And then I *stand* *up* and get back into bed.
::sigh::
It all made perfect sense while I was doing it.