She says something.
I say "I think you have the wrong number"
She says something else.
I say "I don't speak tagalog, you have the wrong number"
She says something at length and then hangs up.
And calls back 5 minutes later and the whole thing is repeated.
If this were happening in the middle of the night, it would be vaguely frightening. As it is, she's just interrupting my baking and it's getting hard not to laugh hysterically at her.