Lets string them up!
"I'm not all that intelligent, but I think I am, becuase I'm moody and different... so of course it follows that I'm hyper intelligent. And I'm better than you. Because I say so. And everyone is inane and banal and boring. I am the only interesting person on the face of the earth because... well... It's *me* of course..."
Lil strings around their big toes from which they are suspended.