Do you know the song "I'm in love with a girl named Fred"?
I'm thinking of changing it and rewriting the lyrics to be "I'm in love with a guy named Chad" just because it fits so well.
I did that play in high school.
I played the queen.
I had a solo song.
If you ask nicely, sometimes, I will be in just the right mood to sing it to you.
::nods::
