Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.