A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid

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Soooooo I couldn't sleep.
Soooo I called Chad.
We mocked Dr. Phil (from Oprah.. I think I've seen him like.. twice .. and he was totally inane both times) and then forwarded the theory that you really just need to tell people what they already know in order to come off as a great great psycologist.
Chad's gotten the same impression about inanity from the few times he's seen the guy.
I was mocking Dr. Phil saying "ya know... Imma blow yer mind... you should TALK to your wife."
And "You should tell your partner what you require from your relationship"
And me and Chad being cheese buckets asked what I require. And I said "love" and he asked if I got enough of it. And I said "yesh."
So I asked what he required and he immediately spit out, sounding a lil irate, "BEER! and you've been *woefully* lacking."


Well it made *me* laugh for about 5 minutes. ::nod::

There was also the poop off.
I shit on your poop.
I poop on your shit.
I crap on your poop.
I caca on on your crap.
I have a bowel movement on your caca.
I evacuate my bowels on your bowel movement.
I have a brown baby boy on your evacuation of bowels.
I drop some friends off at the pool on your having a brown baby boy.
I bake some brownies on your friends at the pool.

and I think it finally stopped there... I probably missed one though and I don't really remember who said what.

I slept around 6 ish, I think? I dunno when I got off the phone. I dunno when I called really. Soooo yeah. I made myself get out of bed at 11, even though I was sure that the phone call would be chad and was dissapointed when it wasn't. My subconscious is kookay like that. I think it's just come to associate phone and Chad. Everyday cept like... two... for a really long time.
Issa purty amazing.
and I've got the phone bills to prove it.

I'm really so utterly mellow this morning.
Very mellow.
I'm listening to this O SO GOTH album here (it's floodland) in an attempt to see why everyone tells me this is so good. I tried listening the first time when I was a hell of a lot more into Meshuggah and Dillinger Escape Plan than uhm... anything like this.
So yeah... I'M OPEN MINDED and stuff.
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