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Apr. 9th, 2002

I'm wearing the just-this-side-of-uncomfortably-tight-jeans because I'm doing landry and they were clean.
They're one of those bizarre mis-cuts that happen occasionally.
All my jeans are the same size. And they all fit me differently. Two of them are a different cut from the others but the other 4 pairs are all ostensibly the same cut and design.
They all fit differently.

These... these are the tight ones. And if I sit too long they leave red lines just above my hip bones from the stiff fabric digging in.
Normally, this would serve to make me feel bloated and ungainly... BIG... but now it's just serving to remind me why the hell I avoid this pair of jeans.

There is this Ashley Judd movie... "Someone Like You"... it's a romantic comedy thing with Greg Kinear and Hugh Jackman. Normally, I wouldn't have watched it at all but it was on the other night when my sister was here, and that is definitely her sort of movie.

It's actually good. Due mostly to the fact that Ashley Judd is an incredibly good actress (and probably due to how intelligent she is. Catch her in an interview sometime... she's astoundingly intelligent and that sort of thing will just about always make me like you more).
The story is pretty transparent.. had to have the happy ending with the swell of music and all. That's why people like my sister like it. She also really likes prime time sit coms ::nods::
Not that there is anything *particularly wrong with that.. it's just another piece in a pie of enjoying (what I deem to be) mediocrity.

I want to beat the crap out of Ozzy Osbourne's son. He desperately needs it.
He *needs* it.
This is a child screaming out for corporal punishment.


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Apr. 9th, 2002 08:17 pm (UTC)
Ohhh I can't wait to see the Osbournes tonite!

As to your tight jeans , they should be a reminder to do laundry as well. :)
Apr. 9th, 2002 08:20 pm (UTC)
I've never laughed so hard in my life at a tv show:

Ozzy: Can I go now?
Sharon: No! Sit down!

... 2 minutes later ...

Ozzy: Can I go now?
Sharon: No!!? I said sit down!

Wash, rinse, repeat. You're right though.. that little fucker really *really* needs a good swift kick to the head.
Apr. 10th, 2002 09:57 am (UTC)
Send them a letter saying so. Maybe you can get on the show in the role of "Annoyed Person Who Beats The Crap Out Of Ozzy's Son." 'Course, if they get too many letters, they might turn it into a contest. "Send in your description of what you'd like to beat Little Ozzy with and why, in fifty words or less..."
Apr. 10th, 2002 10:32 am (UTC)
I agree on the thing about Ozzy's son. Both of the kids are just stupid punks..... it's most of the reason I don't watch the show. In fact, I avoid it. I even left the room when my sister insists on watching it.
I've loved him music for a long time..... there's just no infatuation with celebrities I can muster that would make me care what he does at home with his family.
What I was more concerned about when I saw the one small part of the show that I did was why the fuck is all their furniture so plump and fluffy????
Apr. 10th, 2002 10:39 am (UTC)
hehe.. well I'm not exactly a fan girl myself.
Ozzy just happens to be hilarious. He's a sharp guy who mumbles a lot and walks funny.

His kids *are* annoying... but they're pampered rich kids with everything handed to them their whole lives.. wouldn't you EXPECT them to be a lil self centered?

but that boy ... grar... what a lil fuck head.
Apr. 10th, 2002 10:46 am (UTC)
Well, one thing that bothers me is that they *are* punks... literally. They're tricked out in every fashionable way a punk could ever fancy himself to look like..... and..... well.... I have a serious problem with "store-bought punks". When I see one of these kids I cannot get any sort of message they are trying to give me when I know that they payed $25 for that Thundercats t-shirt at HotTopic. It's also difficult to justify any sort of angst these kids might have if they are so well off. It just makes it sad to me... not funny. I can't watch that.
Apr. 10th, 2002 02:35 pm (UTC)
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