I don't know what it said.
But I know it made him need to call me back.
And I'm sure none of you have any clue how *difficult* that was.
Whoever did it, you should be so fucking ashamed of yourself.
Whoever did it, you're not funny, cute, friendly, nice, or just introducing some levity.
I hope I find out who did it.
So I'll know who I should start hating.