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I got a package in the mail.
I read the letter.
I saw the stuff.
I hyperventilated.
I threw up.
I hyperventilated some more.
Passed out.

I feel better.

Someone fucking numb me.

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greyyguy
Apr. 18th, 2002 11:41 am (UTC)
Sounds like a dangerous package....
ascaechoriel
Apr. 18th, 2002 12:03 pm (UTC)
Ok. You. Me. A bottle of tequila. And two boxes of kleenex. Lets just get completely shit faced drunk and cry a lot.
frobisher
Apr. 18th, 2002 05:30 pm (UTC)
/me covers maddening in novocaine
mjfgates
Apr. 18th, 2002 09:53 pm (UTC)
I swear, I'm gonna make up a "Which Narnian Are You?" quiz, and I'm gonna rig it so that I end up being Trufflehunter the badger. ("Prince Caspian".)
maddening
Apr. 19th, 2002 09:39 am (UTC)
Uhm...

who?
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