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the other ear became infected during the night.
It currently hurts like a son of a mother fucking bitch whore cocksucking cunt.

But that's okay.


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Apr. 21st, 2002 06:20 am (UTC)
Wow, flying should make it...better?
Ugh...take lots of ibuprofen and rest, the ibuprofen will take the inflamation down- it's what works everytime for me. It will get it to drain and heal faster...
Apr. 22nd, 2002 09:21 am (UTC)
that's what I've been doing, and it's working pretty well.
I just really hate being this deaf. Makes *everything* seem all weird and distant.

Apr. 22nd, 2002 09:23 am (UTC)
Much like love, eh?
Apr. 22nd, 2002 09:26 am (UTC)
I wouldn't know.
Apr. 22nd, 2002 09:28 am (UTC)

It has in my experience...
Apr. 22nd, 2002 09:29 am (UTC)
hehee... alright then. ::nods::
Apr. 21st, 2002 10:00 am (UTC)
when i was a senior in college, i let an ear infection go and go and go... until one night, my ear drum exploded. literally. at 3 a.m., of course. the pain was excrutiating -- and you know, its in your head, so you can't ignore it one iota. so i feel for you :-)

(i spent the next day or two on codeine, which was a little problem because i worked on the concerts committee and suzanna vega was playing the day after i had said ear explosion. i was so dosed that i a: moved huge columns giddily while burly roadies gasped, and b: nearly didn't let suzanne vega get to her dressing room because i thought she was "merely" a girlfriend of someone in the band. talk about being high.)
Apr. 22nd, 2002 09:24 am (UTC)
ugh.. I remember watching my mom go through the exploding ear drum thing when I was a kid. She's apparently gotten them quite a lot as a child and one of the remedies of her time was to actually go ahead and pierce the eardrum to drain the fluid. They knew it would heal, but I think that has a lot to do with my mom's current general deafness.

I also had a dream yesterday morning that my ear exploded while on the plane (it was a lil tubroprop) and as soon as I landed, I had to go right back home because of the blood and the ooze and the goo.

bleh. bleh bleh.

Apr. 22nd, 2002 01:00 pm (UTC)
yeah. my daughter had one looooong ear infection basically from age 4 months through 13 months. instead of draining, they put in teeny tiny ear tubes. made a hell of a lot of difference.

eek. i hope the itty bitty plane didn't make your ears worse. i hate those little planes.
Apr. 21st, 2002 11:14 am (UTC)
I learned about ear infections the hard way. When I was 11 or 12, maybe 10, I got such a bad ear infection that my eardrum actually ruptured. It was the worst pain I had ever experienced in my life, I can't think of anything, not even broken bones, that hurt that bad. I literally had to hold a rag up to my ear for two months 24/7 to make sure the pus wouldn't start dripping down the side of my face. I was practically deaf for that time too...my parents would always get angry because I'd have to watch TV as loud as the TV could get in order to hear it.

After it was over, the doctor said I had permanent brain damage. But I don't believe him at all! HAHAHHAHHA! ::EATS BUGS!::

But er, yeah. I empathize. Maybe you should try to get your hands on some morphine.
Apr. 21st, 2002 05:54 pm (UTC)
Talk to akadashi with the phone on the other ear, then.
Apr. 22nd, 2002 09:28 am (UTC)
that would be kind of silly.

unless you mean, like when he's at work.

of course, when I said the other ear got infected, I meant that it was the SECOND of my TWO ears.
So I'm kind of all around deaf.

cept the first one is still holding strong and the second seems to be better and stuff.

I also didn't bring any cigarettes with me... hahahahahahaha
Apr. 22nd, 2002 09:45 am (UTC)
I'm trying to figure out if that's "I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD" maniacal laughter or "I'M ABOUT TO SNAP LIKE A TWIG" maniacal laughter.

It's hard to tell with smokers trying to quit.

But, either way, I'm proud.

Apr. 22nd, 2002 10:16 am (UTC)
it's a lil of both.
The cigarettes will only exacerbate the achey ears, but at the same time, I REALLY WANT A GADDAMNED CIGARETTE, and then again, hopefully I will be over that by sunday ::nods::

Apr. 22nd, 2002 02:51 pm (UTC)
I'm trying to turn you into a shiraz junkie in the hopes that your newfound alcoholism will distract you from the nicotine cravings.

Besides, think of the countless social benefits! Have you ever heard a flight attendant say "tampering with Viking Grand shiraz is a violation of FAA regulations"? Have you ever seen a bumper sticker that says "kissing a shiraz drinker is like licking an ashtray"? I think not!

Why, when I'm done with you, you'll scare the hell out of any Zinfandel-loving chaff that dare cross your path. You'll wear t-shirts that say "my red wine can beat up your red wine", and you'll do so with pride! Sommeliers and steak lovers alike will bow to your unusual but discerning palate, as you dare to ask the question that haunts their cowardly souls: is Opus One really just way too overvalued?

To put it in the MTV gangsta lingo the kids like these days: McLaren Vale is the shit, yo.
Apr. 22nd, 2002 04:32 pm (UTC)
amen, my brutha. although, i love to show my classless jersey roots and call it a "shi-raaaaz" to annoy those around me. ;-)
Apr. 22nd, 2002 07:53 pm (UTC)
dude. you are SO right.

and yes. mclaren vale reds are the shit.
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