"Well I am from West Palm Beach, FL and now I am in Aiken, SC. It is one hell of a culture shock. While I am in Aiken I am going to school for broadcast radio. Other than that I love surfing and my fraternity. I have a girlfriend and she is great. Bla bla bla."
That in the profile and GIR icons all over the place. It just makes me feel *dirty* , doncha know.