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**Insert alienating and suprisingly vehement rant here**


That's all I can really say.
This tongue is gonna just... snap right off, ya know.

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fatblakdog
May. 11th, 2001 06:25 pm (UTC)
????
Smatta you? nothing i did i hope
maddening
May. 11th, 2001 06:59 pm (UTC)
Re: ????
nope nope nope.
Nothing you did.
Just stuff. ::;shrug::
stuff happens. Watch where you walk.
heh.
fatblakdog
May. 11th, 2001 07:01 pm (UTC)
Re: ????
okay
maddening
May. 11th, 2001 07:10 pm (UTC)
Re: ????
YER DAMNED STRAIGHT THAT IT'S OKAY, BUDDY.
you penis opressor! and .... stuff.


okay heh.. I can't even play bitch at ya today.
subbes
May. 11th, 2001 08:13 pm (UTC)
Have you been eating the razorblades again?
maddening
May. 11th, 2001 08:16 pm (UTC)
mmmno.
But I've been sharpening my teeth.
subbes
May. 11th, 2001 08:25 pm (UTC)
So now you don't need a knife to cut your...


...uh...

...soy steak.


Hm.
maddening
May. 11th, 2001 08:28 pm (UTC)
Or to bite off penii.
::shrug:::


Or cut my soy steak. heh.


You're just jealous because I actually know how to cook tofu.
subbes
May. 11th, 2001 08:29 pm (UTC)
Yes, I'm jealous because you know how to cook something that tastes like nothing and has the texture of shoe leather.


I'll stick to baked potatoes and peanuts for my protein, thanks...
maddening
May. 11th, 2001 09:12 pm (UTC)
It tastes like whatever you are talented enough to make it taste like.
And as long as you aren't a total moron in the kitchen, It's actually kind of squishy usually.


beh.
food.
ick.
mjfgates
May. 11th, 2001 10:24 pm (UTC)
Man, that's one stiff tongue.
Maybe you need a tongue massage.

No, wait, that's just too fuckin' wierd.
maddening
May. 11th, 2001 10:32 pm (UTC)
Re: Man, that's one stiff tongue.
weird. yes.
that doesn't make it bad though.
as long as there is handwashing involved.
azmatiq
May. 12th, 2001 01:16 am (UTC)
Re: Man, that's one stiff tongue.
Strange it may be, but I didn't assume he meant hands.
azmatiq
May. 12th, 2001 02:59 am (UTC)
Re: Man, that's one stiff tongue.
... and once again the picture is oddly fitting.
maddening
May. 12th, 2001 08:57 am (UTC)
Re: Man, that's one stiff tongue.
Yes.... yes it is... hmmmm..
you would think I kept *finding* things for it to fit with...
maddening
May. 12th, 2001 08:57 am (UTC)
Re: Man, that's one stiff tongue.
Gates doesn't even pseudo-flirt with me.
So I assumed he meant hands.
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