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**Insert alienating and suprisingly vehement rant here**


That's all I can really say.
This tongue is gonna just... snap right off, ya know.

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maddening
May. 11th, 2001 08:16 pm (UTC)
mmmno.
But I've been sharpening my teeth.
subbes
May. 11th, 2001 08:25 pm (UTC)
So now you don't need a knife to cut your...


...uh...

...soy steak.


Hm.
maddening
May. 11th, 2001 08:28 pm (UTC)
Or to bite off penii.
::shrug:::


Or cut my soy steak. heh.


You're just jealous because I actually know how to cook tofu.
subbes
May. 11th, 2001 08:29 pm (UTC)
Yes, I'm jealous because you know how to cook something that tastes like nothing and has the texture of shoe leather.


I'll stick to baked potatoes and peanuts for my protein, thanks...
maddening
May. 11th, 2001 09:12 pm (UTC)
It tastes like whatever you are talented enough to make it taste like.
And as long as you aren't a total moron in the kitchen, It's actually kind of squishy usually.


beh.
food.
ick.

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