A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid
maddening

My father brings the oddest things home.
He just came in the door with a handful of lil packets enclosed in that tough-as-a-muffuggah, brown plastic that MREs come in. These are fairly small lil packages that have "FOOD PACKET, SURVIVAL, AIRCRAFT, LIFERAFT" stamped on them. So, they came from the survival packs that get pundled with inflateable liferafts on military aircraft.
::Nods::
Below that it says:

DATE OF MANUFACTURE 9/96
Oklahoma League For the Blind
501 North Douglas Avenue
Oklahoma City, Okla 73106


I'm very worried at this point about the contents of this lil brown packets. 'League for the Blind' and "liferaft" should be phrases that exist no where near the word 'manufacture'.
But my father, of course, had already opened one.
The military has some kookie ideas about what you really need to survive.
Two packs of Charms candies and some gum.
::nods::
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