A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid
maddening

"Gumby's how can I help you?"
"Hi, I'm calling to find out if there is a Chuck C**** working there."
"Yes there is"
"Oh wow.. hmm.. okay.. do you know when he'll be into work? I know he's a delivery driver, I was just wondering when his next shift is, if you can give me that information..."
"Oh, he's working tonight, if you give me a number, I can have him call you back.. he's in and out all night... he should be back in about, hmm.. 20 minutes... "
"Well, I'm calling long distance, I don't expect that he would be able to call me back, but if you could tell him that Holly was..."
"he has a cell phone."
"okay.. well.. 757-***-****... "
"Alright, I'll tell him to give you a call when he gets back in... about 20 minutes."
"Thanks"

She was sort of ... *frighteningly* helpful.


SO , if you're in texas and you're anwhere near the college station Gumby's.. go track down the delivery guy Chuck (he looks like this except he finally wised up and shaved off that ugly thing on his chin there):




and pinch his ass for me, mmkay?
Especially if you're a guy.
He likes that sort of thing.
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