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May. 12th, 2002

"Gumby's how can I help you?"
"Hi, I'm calling to find out if there is a Chuck C**** working there."
"Yes there is"
"Oh wow.. hmm.. okay.. do you know when he'll be into work? I know he's a delivery driver, I was just wondering when his next shift is, if you can give me that information..."
"Oh, he's working tonight, if you give me a number, I can have him call you back.. he's in and out all night... he should be back in about, hmm.. 20 minutes... "
"Well, I'm calling long distance, I don't expect that he would be able to call me back, but if you could tell him that Holly was..."
"he has a cell phone."
"okay.. well.. 757-***-****... "
"Alright, I'll tell him to give you a call when he gets back in... about 20 minutes."
"Thanks"

She was sort of ... *frighteningly* helpful.


SO , if you're in texas and you're anwhere near the college station Gumby's.. go track down the delivery guy Chuck (he looks like this except he finally wised up and shaved off that ugly thing on his chin there):




and pinch his ass for me, mmkay?
Especially if you're a guy.
He likes that sort of thing.

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subbes
May. 12th, 2002 08:04 pm (UTC)
Yay! CHUCK C!

Tell him to give me my dollar, too. :)
bightchee
May. 12th, 2002 08:13 pm (UTC)
What's wrong with his chin-thing?!!?!?
maddening
May. 12th, 2002 08:31 pm (UTC)
His chin thing looked STUPID on him
Lookit that cute lil face...

And I saw pics of him from when he was younger and didn't have it and he looked *so* much better.
last I talked to him, he'd shaved it off.
And it was the wise move on his part.

greyyguy
May. 12th, 2002 10:08 pm (UTC)
Are you stalking people again?
maddening
May. 12th, 2002 11:19 pm (UTC)
Nope.
well.. not really.

He was supposed to get ahold of me after he'd been up in college station for awhile.
It's not stalking.. it's reestablishing a contact.

at least, that's my story
frobisher
May. 12th, 2002 10:11 pm (UTC)
Aha! So that's what he looks like...
maddening
May. 12th, 2002 11:20 pm (UTC)
Alicia thinks he's seeeeeexy
akadashi
May. 12th, 2002 10:12 pm (UTC)
It would be cooler if a Chuck D was working there. "Still some quiver when I deliver!"
wendigo
May. 12th, 2002 10:55 pm (UTC)
Actually, this is a little closer to NWA philosophically. (And a little closer to Dr. Bronner, mathematically ... ALL ONE!)
wendigo
May. 12th, 2002 10:55 pm (UTC)
This Chuck, that is.
akadashi
May. 12th, 2002 10:59 pm (UTC)
Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman!
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