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I wonder how viagra would affect me.
I don't have any sexual disfunction.
I just wonder if it would be fun.

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q
May. 15th, 2001 01:46 pm (UTC)
Um, don't you have the wrong set of genitals for Viagra? Or do I just have the ... uh, wrong idea about Viagra?
subbes
May. 15th, 2001 02:05 pm (UTC)
Not entirely. Viagra dilates blood vessels, thus increasing blood flow. Its effect is most noticable in the genetalia. Thus, viagra will cause a woman's pubic area to become "flush" with blood - mimicking the effect of arousal.

There are some bad side effects - priapism is not uncommon if normally potent men use viagra for extra "pep", and I believe that similar may occur with women. the female equivalent of priapism is not fun - I've suffered from it once (never you mind) and it is intensely nasty.

The thing is that dilating blood vessels is not something you want to do just because you feel like a bit of pep. Masturbation has fewer side effects and is more enjoyable for the end result.


My nose sometimes runs. Does this mean I should take allergy medicine? No, it means you should blow your nose. Unless you have an allergy condition, don't muck about with the medications.


(/medical)
[my parents are biologists]
q
May. 15th, 2001 02:14 pm (UTC)
www.dictionary.com .... priapism .... ah.

That's what I thought... Just dialates blood vessils, so for women it would be pretty darn useless (just would raise sensitivity, likely cause soreness, etc...).

feh.
subbes
May. 15th, 2001 02:22 pm (UTC)
Basically, a dose of porn is far better than slipping viagra into any girl's Red Bull.

I'm not too sure how it will affect sensitivity - it siggest that it would increasde it to a point, but I should think not too far beyond the usual point when aroused.

Not worth the money, really.
maddening
May. 15th, 2001 03:50 pm (UTC)
Who said I would be paying for it?
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maddening
May. 15th, 2001 03:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you dr. subbes.


So you're saying I shouldn't be taking ultram because I like the tinglies or vicodin because I *really* like the tinglilies or uhm.. oh .. what else...
hmmm
I know I shouldn't take ephies...


I'm sure there's something I'm missing.
subbes
May. 15th, 2001 03:54 pm (UTC)
And you shouldn't drink virgin's blood.
subbes
May. 15th, 2001 01:48 pm (UTC)
Doesn't tend to work on women. It's also not approved for use on women.

More side effects - headache, female equivalent of "blue balls" (severe increase of blood flow, causes over sensitivity and pain).

So, um.... erm.
maddening
May. 15th, 2001 03:52 pm (UTC)
approved.. heh.. because I care about that.
I like ADD meds
I don't have ADD.
*I* approve of them.


and even though it isn't APPROVED for use on women, some people have been giving scrips for it to their female patients.
::shrug:::
Just a question really.. just wondering..
And had I realized I was gonna get the whole... drugs BAAAD kinda vibe from it, I wouldn't have asked.
subbes
May. 15th, 2001 03:59 pm (UTC)
*rolls eyes*

It wasn't a "drugs baaad" vibe more than not wanting you to end up blaming us for not warning you how crap it can make you feel.

Biiiiiiiittez-moi.
maddening
May. 15th, 2001 04:23 pm (UTC)
mmkay.
and you think I would really come back here and blame YOU for something *I* took?
It was an idle question, really.
I was kinda hoping some freaky chick would wander past, see the question, and share her own lil experience with it so I can get an idea from someone who's done it.


If I am going to ingest some illicit/illegal substance, first of all, I gather info. Second, I gather some more.
Then, I find some. Then, I decide if I trust the person providing.
Then, I do some more research.
Then I might do it.


If at that point it doesn't agree with me.. that's my own freaking fault, ya know?


hmmm... guess I should have maybe said all this before? beh.
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fatblakdog
May. 15th, 2001 01:49 pm (UTC)
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I think it would just increase your heart rate and make you all jittery. I may be wrong but I think it just increases blood flow so you can get it up when your dick is feeling a little floppy. I think I also hears it increases your risk of heart attack. Not that you have a dick or anything I was using your in a general sense.
maddening
May. 15th, 2001 03:55 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbbbbbb
I have a dick.
I have a couple of them.
They call me at weird hours of the night and talk about that one good time we had together 5 years ago.

fatblakdog
May. 15th, 2001 04:01 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbbbbbb
Oh THAT kind of dick. Does anyone need to be "silenced" mistress? It can be done quickly and quietly. We can also send you the tape of the 8 hour torture sessions that proceeded there deaths by midget stampede.
maddening
May. 15th, 2001 04:24 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbbbbbb
If you can find him, you can hurt him.
But nah... I'm hoping he'll just give up.
hehehe.
yeah .. that'll work.
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