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I wonder how viagra would affect me.
I don't have any sexual disfunction.
I just wonder if it would be fun.

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fatblakdog
May. 15th, 2001 05:57 pm (UTC)
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Sounds like this has been a real pain in the ass for you. Wish I could just sendyou a joint or something but I ain't got none togive. I usedto have avirtualcrack site bookmarked but I have lost it. Don't know what else to say. Happy boxing day?
maddening
May. 15th, 2001 06:03 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbbbbbb
You mean this one?

Virtual Crack!
fatblakdog
May. 15th, 2001 06:26 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbbbbbb
Yes that one. Thanks. Ya know sometimes it is scary when you do things likethat. It seems like everytime I mention somethingyou have already been there and are on speaking terms with the site creators. It is almost like you are stalking me. just to test you for my own sanity I am going to ask you a question. What did I eat for dinner last night and who did I hang out with? I am not entirely convinced that you live in virginia. This could all be an elaborate hoax designed to lull me into a false sense of security so you can take my eggs from me. But you can't have them they are mine. I will never let anyone else take them from me. I have seen through your transparent ploy. You are just after my eggs. For while there you had me fooled and I thought you were just after my sweet ass. But know you had to have a nefarious plan whose sole purpose was to steal my eggs. NONONONONNOJNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONN

You can't have them. I will die before you get them from me. YOu can have my eggs when you pry them from my cold dead rectum. Hopefully I can take you with me. Cause if I go i ain't going alone. I will take everyone of you damn egg thieves with me. It will be a slaughterhouse of slaughtering. Tripe will flow like poo in a mexican tourist resort. All will die in there vain attempts to steal my EGGS. mineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemine

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I will get you all and make jello 123 from your damn egg thieveing bones. I will wear your face like a mask while I do my little kooky dance. So there take that. Now try and steal my eggs bitch. None shall pass, None shall pass.
maddening
May. 15th, 2001 07:51 pm (UTC)
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You ... you have ovaries?
fatblakdog
May. 15th, 2001 08:05 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbbbbbb
Don't play stupid with me I am on to your little game. You stay away from my ovaries. There mine I tell you mine.
maddening
May. 15th, 2001 08:21 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbbbbbb
FINE! KEEP your gaddamned ovaries.


I still get your sweet lil ass though, right?
fatblakdog
May. 15th, 2001 08:25 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbbbbbb
Yes. Does that mean you will reciprocate? I have always been under the impression that this ass thing is a two way street.
maddening
May. 15th, 2001 09:20 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbbbbbb
not necessarily.
kinda depends on what I want to do with the ass.
fatblakdog
May. 15th, 2001 09:25 pm (UTC)
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As long as it does not involve a blender then I am fine with it.

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