And then, when the tears start... you stop encouraging them.
Turn them off.
You get just enough moisture to make your eyes feel better until you can get to the coffee and go searching for visiine.
Just make sure you can stop the crying. Because otherwise you start of your morning bawling. And while that might be horribly cathartic, it's probably going to leave your eyes even more irritated. COUNTERPRODUCTIVE.
:::nods:::