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handy dandy tips

WHen you first wake up and your eyes are really dry and burning, you should think of something that you know will make you cry. If you can make yourself do this on cue, it's even better. And yes, this works for guys, don't tell me you don't freakin cry.
And then, when the tears start... you stop encouraging them.
Turn them off.
You get just enough moisture to make your eyes feel better until you can get to the coffee and go searching for visiine.


Just make sure you can stop the crying. Because otherwise you start of your morning bawling. And while that might be horribly cathartic, it's probably going to leave your eyes even more irritated. COUNTERPRODUCTIVE.
:::nods:::

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azmatiq
May. 16th, 2001 12:39 pm (UTC)
I usually just reach for the Visine... like a good lil' stoner its usually close at hand. hehe.
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