>examine chimney
The chimney leads downward, and looks climbable.
>go down
Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys.
>climb up the chimney
The chimney doesn't lead upward.
>kick the chimney
Kicking the chimney isn't notably helpful.
>pull kitchen table
You can't move the kitchen table.
>kill kitchen table
What do you want to kill the kitchen table with?
(and then later when I freaking remembered some more of the movement commands...)
>talk to troll
The troll isn't much of a conversationalist.
The troll pauses for a moment, perhaps thinking that you should re-read the
manual.
>kill troll with sword
Clang! Crash! The troll parries.
The troll swings, you parry, but the force of his blow knocks your sword away.
>try to reason with the troll
I don't know the word "try".
HAHAHA
There is no TRY.. only DO!
The chimney leads downward, and looks climbable.
>go down
Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys.
>climb up the chimney
The chimney doesn't lead upward.
>kick the chimney
Kicking the chimney isn't notably helpful.
>pull kitchen table
You can't move the kitchen table.
>kill kitchen table
What do you want to kill the kitchen table with?
(and then later when I freaking remembered some more of the movement commands...)
>talk to troll
The troll isn't much of a conversationalist.
The troll pauses for a moment, perhaps thinking that you should re-read the
manual.
>kill troll with sword
Clang! Crash! The troll parries.
The troll swings, you parry, but the force of his blow knocks your sword away.
>try to reason with the troll
I don't know the word "try".
HAHAHA
There is no TRY.. only DO!
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Comments
..auto cannibalism is not the answer.
I swear, try it.
You can even download *return* to Zork, which I find pretty amazing.
But the thing that's scary is the number of zork games. I had *no* idea.
when I said the sheer number of zorks, I meant the ones they list on their drop down menu of releases...
I remember the original zork and *really* remember RETURN to Zork, the really crappy graphic version with the crazy scottish carrot farmer and the witch. I was talking about all the other ones there that I'd never heard of.