The chimney leads downward, and looks climbable.
>go down
Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys.
>climb up the chimney
The chimney doesn't lead upward.
>kick the chimney
Kicking the chimney isn't notably helpful.
>pull kitchen table
You can't move the kitchen table.
>kill kitchen table
What do you want to kill the kitchen table with?
(and then later when I freaking remembered some more of the movement commands...)
>talk to troll
The troll isn't much of a conversationalist.
The troll pauses for a moment, perhaps thinking that you should re-read the
manual.
>kill troll with sword
Clang! Crash! The troll parries.
The troll swings, you parry, but the force of his blow knocks your sword away.
>try to reason with the troll
I don't know the word "try".
HAHAHA
There is no TRY.. only DO!
