Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

From zee list

"Aristotle would argue that the
"good" of a human being is exercising rationality, so in that context there
would be no neutrality. Either you're being rational (good) or you're being
irrational (evil)."

SO I am inherently evil.

Not super happy at the moment. I'm thinking of hardcore seriously just giving up on people and I don't like that prospect.
I'm very disjointed today. And not really in a good way.
I'm not horribly chipper or upbeat.
I'm super happy for Mr. Lovah lovah.
But yeah... that's about it.


May. 21st, 2001 04:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Fuck Aristotle!
It takes quite a while to pick out the perfect d20. It has to call to you, you don't actually do the choosing the die chooses you. God help the person that dares to defile your dice with there unlucky hands.

Why did you date hardcaore gaming geeks? Those guys all tend to have fantaises that involve chicks with pointy ears or dwarven women(gross) who have beards. I personally have never dated a gaming geek. Not sure I would be interested in the experience either. I mean do you really want someone rolling there Thaco when trying to figure out whether or not they can actually penetrate you? That would be a little wierd but also would be the height of sexual hillarity for me. I mean if your Thaco is too high then technically there would be a lot of missing involved before they actually "hit it" and what would happen if they actually rolled a natural 20? Would that mean you would be split in twain by the double damage that comes along with a natural 20 or would it actually turn out to be a pleasurable hit? I am unable to fathom that one at the moment as until right now I have never applied second edition D&D rules to sex before. It is a question worth being meditated on seriously for its comic potential. Wow actually having "real sex with an organic partner" according to advanced d&d rules. Either I am a cmoic genius or have suddenly plummeted into the lowest level of gamer hell. Depending on which version you use this would either the 9th level of hell or the 666th. Either way I am screwed if this is true. Please tell me I am just that funny. I couldn't deal with the world if I had to live with the fact that I have become the rankest of gaming geeks.
May. 21st, 2001 04:20 pm (UTC)
Re: Fuck Aristotle!
you're just that funny (I laughed pretty hard at the thaco/penetrate notion), yet at the same time, still deserving of a punch, a really hard one...
May. 21st, 2001 04:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Fuck Aristotle!
Yeah I was making myself ill for a couple of minutes there.
May. 21st, 2001 04:46 pm (UTC)
Re: Fuck Aristotle!
They're all lookin for the one that speaks to them... I have noticed that. We had to stop selling the clear ones, because they insisted on calling them 'crystal'dice and well... that just made it worse. They actually would sometimes use the word "vibrations" in their quest...
It's been my experience that the more you can recite by rote from the fiend folio, the lower your chances of encountering a target willing to stand still long enough to hit, let alone penetrate.
And besides, the THACO range for guys like this is something more on the order of low level zombies than tiamat. No need to fear the splitting in twain.
May. 21st, 2001 04:47 pm (UTC)
Re: Fuck Aristotle!
And I would have to say that you're just a funny bitch.
Though your depth of questioning here has got me wondering some things about you, honey buns.
May. 21st, 2001 04:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Fuck Aristotle!
Well you don't have to worry sweetcheeks I haven't looked at fiend folio in years and even when I had one the only stats I could quote or even remember was the stats on the Ethereal Giant Space Hamster. I believe his name was Harry and he was created by Gnomes from The Dragonlance world which made it all the more funny.

Ok I admit I was a hardcore gaming geek at one point in my life. But I am better now. All I do I larp. That is ok and much more social than rolling die and getting tanked on Jolt and onion dip(a despicable combination where your breath is concerned). I haven't rolled a die in several weeks and even then it was cause we were playing risk(I swear it was just risk ya gotta believe me). Oh and I change my underwear. That should prove to you that I am cured(pretty much). I could get rid of my dice any time I wanted too.


A Non-Newtonian Fluid

Latest Month

March 2010
Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Tiffany Chow